These Boots Are Made for Puddles

After our torrential rain storms we had a few weeks ago, I decided I needed rain boots. Dh was such a sweetheart and picked them up for me. I know I probably got a few strange looks from those who are above the age of 21- but who cares. My feet are warm and dry and most importantly, NOT WET

Hmmmm, I think I'll make a LO of my boots. What should I call it?
Not Wet, or These Boots R Made for Puddles.